The time I dressed up as a Hypebeast for Halloween.
That other time I dressed up as a hipster for Halloween.
China plate aesthetics.
Dallas Museum of Art.
I took this self-portrait on a very old mirror that was on exhibit in the hopes that I could insert myself into art history. Also: the selfie is a 21st century art movement that re-contextualizes the meaning of vanity in this old mirror, which was used by people during that era for essentially the same purpose, sans the camera.
Just kidding. I don’t know what the fuck all that pretentious shit meant. This whole post is a parody.